By excusemeprincess - 11/02/2013 17:08 - United States - Middle Island

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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excusemeprincess 11

I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)

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Top comments

Darksoul09 16

Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.

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Comments

Fmylab 8

Thoughtful gesture, OP. Too bad he isn't into Castlevania. Then instead of a hat, you would have had a big-ass whip in your hand when he came through the door.

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MyCommentsSuck 21

Great gf op is, wife material I'd say, bad bf though. wonder what his response/excuse was?

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

So he showed up with Princess Ruto in tow? Typical.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Doubt OP's bf could get a girl classy as Ruto to put out, let alone for cash. Did you see the size of that rock she gave Link? It was probably Malon. She always gave off a slutty farm wench vibe.

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Shmatterhorn 38

OP, you should have said "Well, excuuuse me, princess!" Then with a well-placed kick to his little bottle fairy, announce that you're dumping his ass.

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MadlyInLust 5

This is the best and worst thing I have ever read.

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jennuhm 4

Not sure why this doesn't say "ex as of today boyfriend"

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jellyghost 12

Your clearly a legendary girlfriend dump this Gannon and find someone you have a real link with.

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itsallbullshit 4

He shouldn't have done that.

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