By myrkes - 10/09/2015 11:09 - Switzerland - Marstetten

Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML
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khorstmye 15

Weddings are not supposed to be fun or easy! They follow Murphy's Law, what can go wrong will go wrong!

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Coland 19

I think she won't mind as long as you are there, right?

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thisguy22 33

That's the universe telling you something... I can't quite figure it out though.

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SarinatheHyena 16

I like to think that your cats are doing all this stuff trying to prevent you from going. That all does suck though, but its not like you ruined her wedding. I'm sure she'll be just as grateful for the gift a bit later!

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ber4fun 23

Cats that chew thick paper? Is the card covered in strings or ribbon by chance?

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CrazyChiC42 10

I've had cats chew on blank poster board for a school project before. The cat literally ate my homework lol.

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abbssterss 14

Everything that could've gone wrong went wrong. I say **** it don't go ??

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FalloutScrolls 25

That would just be rude. Sometimes you just have to make the best of a bad situation.

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FalloutScrolls 25

If it weren't for bad luck, you'd have no luck at all, it seems. Sorry, OP!

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finalyearsofhate 22

Sounds like you've got some serious shopping to do.

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deguwrangler 7

That sucks... but wouldn't you have preferred to buy a dress in a shop though? Then you could've tried it on and buy it without worrying about this kind of problem happening, especially if it's for an important date. :/

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writerchic85 25

Sorry. Hit the wrong button. Get your money back for the dress if you can. Give the gift to your friend when it comes. I'm sure she will laugh about it!

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Omg! En FML us dr Schwiiz! So guet! Duet mer aber echt leid. Mängisch goht immer alles ufs mol schief... Hoff es längt no bis morn, irgendwie :/ Translation for non-german speakers: (Omg! A FML from switzerland! So awesome! But I'm sorry to hear that OP. Sometimes it goes all wrong at once... I hope you get the stuff done until tomorrow, somehow)

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rainbowsRlove 15

when it rains it pours. never order something online you need for a specific date unless you order WAY in advance I've learned my lesson there before. it'll come the day after the wedding lol the gift she'll understand...hopefully. the card is no biggie except for your cats might wanna get them checked.

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