Miscellaneous: Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly...

By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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Barf

By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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Nanall 15

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:04

You're lucky it didn't get stolen

bluebell707 13

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:03

Lovely.

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dlryan97 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:31

Next time be sure to put a barf bag?

jedielf 23

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:59

...and this is why we only leave the windows down when there are people inside the car...

OakChair 14

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:19

How far did you open the window? Geez.

LaughingAlways 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:19

Was it the good or bad kind of vomit? I'm just not seeing the downside here :)

SPD935 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:21

Febreeze and kitty litter. Trust me.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:21

How much is 'slightly'

conneee 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:31

What did he have for lunch?

twisted54 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:35

I'd guess garbage

chahacha599 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:45

hobos now a days smh

annagilbert 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:48

aren't bums awesome?

mazesm 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:51

Aww

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Same thing different taste

Barf

Glassed

Get off my hood

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