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By omgwtf - 18/10/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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Turnip_Girl 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:45

Even the mentally retarded have standards. Sucks to be you. :(

anothergeek 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:53

im sure your beautiful don't let one persons opinion decide your confidence

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PurpDOODE 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:05

FAPFAPFAP.

1234five 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:48

it's mentally challenged. mentally retarded sounds mean

your_face 15

Monday 19 October 2009 5:45

That's only because people use it as an insult. Retarded just means slow. It's a technical term.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 19 October 2009 8:14

Whenever I ask someone to dance and get turned down, I know that person is mentally retarded also.

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:58

a lot of times its pretty obvious, especially if you go to school with them...for example youll notice theyre slower than the rest of the class, have different assignments, a lot of times they have an aid to help them personally in class...

wazdog 4

Monday 19 October 2009 5:05

^ Would you also say vertically challenged for short people and horizontally challenged for fat people? I'm sick of political correctness.

onyxindigo 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:01

HAHA I love this.

VictoriaShu_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:16

Love that comment! :)

Lover_Princess 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:16

That was nice of you to ask him anyway, he should have been greatful.

xattax 2

Monday 19 October 2009 5:24

Natural selection should have taken care of him along time ago, I would have danced with you.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:02

Natural selection is considered too inhumane for we humans.

hberri331 18

Tuesday 9 June 2015 14:12

To bad natural selection didn't take care of you.

NumberZine 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:36

There are two types of retards: the nice, innocent ones, who are an absolute joy to be around (these ones are usually completely fuddled) and the vicious, malicious ones (usually just smart enough to realize they are the dumbest person in the room). Looks like you met a mean one.

zehr0 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:49

This is why I dislike retards.

sux2beU 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:51

Even though you are ugly, retards can **** off.

wingedspiritus 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:08

Aww you're so sweet, omgwtf OP girl (username reminds me of one my best friends! xD) It's okay.. I think he was just a too "sincere" =3=; What is ugly to him, isn't necessarily ugly to the rest. And you, omgwtf, are beautiful to my eyes. ^______^