Miscellaneous: Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally...

By omgwtf - 18/10/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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Turnip_Girl 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:45

Even the mentally retarded have standards. Sucks to be you. :(

anothergeek 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:53

im sure your beautiful don't let one persons opinion decide your confidence

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CFR 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:14

Aww not cool...You're still better than the "pretty girls" (I'm sure you are pretty...) because you're like, a thousand times nicer than anyone I've ever met (ha, we haven't even met, go logic). It makes me sad when even mentally challenged kids are shallow -_-

urlifesbeeneffed 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:15

since when is homecoming in October?

jayjay777 0

Monday 19 October 2009 7:22

it is for me too :p

fmh123 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:31

aww!!! what an ass ****!

raeannriley 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:46

since homecoming is at different times for different places, and some places might not even start school til sometime in September? that's since when homecoming is in October, smart one.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 19 October 2009 7:17

Exactly. My school starts in the second week of September. Some idiots these days...

iTyler 0

Monday 19 October 2009 7:26

Hahaha he's obviously not really that mentally retarded hahah

AnnoyingFlamingo 0

Monday 19 October 2009 7:28

I can see how this went down. You: Aw, I'm sorry about that, I will dance with you Him: You you you n n no pr pre pretty You: Well at least I'm not ****** up. Him: I might not be a smart man Jenny, but I know what love is.

blondeychck7 0

Monday 19 October 2009 7:52

haha u can't even have a moment with a guy even if he is mentally challenged

an_account 0

Monday 19 October 2009 12:33

you poor thing. I think you didn't deserve it for trying to be nice :( Nevermind, someone will see how kind you are one of these days. NB: I think some pity is better than no pity, really.... if I was in that situation I would appreciate the kindness, even if it was made out of pity

No_Life23 0

Monday 19 October 2009 13:26

Aww... that's really sad that that happened when you tried to do something so selfless. Don't worry, from what I can tell of you from this, I'm sure you'll end up happy very soon.