Miscellaneous: Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone,...

By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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homedoggieo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:09

Curtains. A sound investment.

midget_chinese 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:06

lol technically he was.... but in all seriousness, FYL for having an overly observant old neighbour

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aback 4

Thursday 6 August 2009 14:32

Rule of thumb: if you can see out, they can see in. Usually.

tandog 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 14:32

Actually he was bird watching...

plexico 3

Thursday 6 August 2009 14:46

Today, my hot neighbor, an older guy, was on his terrace with binoculars. I stripped off all my clothes and danced totally nude in the window. He decided he'd rather look at ******* birds! FML.

yowzerz 5

Thursday 6 August 2009 14:48

Ever hear of closing the blinds? YDI for being a moron. Windows are transparent.

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 15:54

WTF? Pranced around naked? YDI for getting high and then acting like the little ****** that you are. You're a jackass.

iFruit 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:01

He wasn't bird watching, he was naked lady watching! YDI and FYL OP. Something like that happened to me but in reverse when I was a lot younger. An old man lived in the house across from us and his room was directly across from mine. Every other time I looked outside from my windows, he was walking around his room bare naked. With the windows open. My cousins and my dad saw him too when they were in my room. They were all scarred, especially my dad, because he saw how gross and saggy he's gonna be in 15 years. Lovely.

a_cad_1 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:02

Do you also have a stripper pole in your house?

Scarmesi 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:03

You idiot. How is she a '******' for prancing around naked? She's a woman. She can prance all the goddamn time if she wants. @peepshow, maybe you should draw the drapes next time. =P