Birthday and Food: Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend...

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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lover_of_life 8

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:35

How was the apple pie?

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:35

You do know that the price is the same for both one and two so they automattically give you two when you order one right?

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sammeh_jay 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 0:46

quit moaning you got pie

EmoOrange 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 0:05

I wish someone would give me an apple pie for my birthday 2mor :'(

fuckurmomwhilesh 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:58

fml, I want a free apple pie. or a milkshake

dennis96411 12

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:40

Aw I hate seeing people's birthdays forgotten by their family and friends, so, happy birthday!

ryan987 0

Monday 15 August 2011 1:04

Your friend didn't even call you?

thekewlest69 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:12

Well at least you got something. 8)

shinshoku13 19

Friday 6 January 2012 23:07

Aww thats sweet, it would make my day :)

Tikmysta 20

Saturday 28 January 2012 11:23

Good deal on the pie though :)

KoveGames 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 12:06

You ungrateful bastard. Do you really expect some special shit for your birthday? You're 17, not 6.

chocolate486 4

Sunday 26 July 2015 5:41

They would at least expect someone to remember. So sorry that happened to you OP!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 6 April 2014 11:46

Happy birthday...but hey it's better than nothing...but your mother forgetting it? She usually knows those things the father forgets (stereotype)

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