Birthday and Food: Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend...

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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Friends

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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lover_of_life 8

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:35

How was the apple pie?

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:35

You do know that the price is the same for both one and two so they automattically give you two when you order one right?

Comments

Jessticle85 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:52

...who cares? are you an emo kid or something?

Schlampe_34 0

Friday 28 August 2009 5:19

I feel your pain, for my last birthday (my 22nd) the highlight of my day was getting a free loaded baked potato for a local BBQ restaurant.

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:33

Score! Free APPLE PIE! Why are you bitching?

MorlekEngel 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:46

i'd like to stick a pie in your bag XD ok despite being of the femail variety of the species, I felt I needed to be said. rofl. besides that, stop whinning. I share my birthday with my daughter and uncle. so mine is more insignificant to hers. and before she was born it was constantly forgotten. tbh I would prefer not to have one, I don't like to be made a fuss of. (and no, it is NOT the 'best birthday' suprise ever! nothing will ever prepare you for the pain of labour)

Sam1024 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:40

mcfail

Brouhaha_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 10:03

"Today, I was really busy, overworked and stressed so I took the day off work and lay in bed most of the day. I later remembered it was my son's 17th birthday and now he's pissed at me for forgetting. FML" Try thinking about it from their prospective for once.

Jakojan 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:55

you, 152, are quite obviously a parent, guardian, or counselor. NOBODY thinks that way but them. Either that or you're a tool...

SpanishCaedya 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 22:38

I would be pissed if the apple pie had apple in it.

KBu 2

Tuesday 18 May 2010 2:16

that's a good apple pie

VolleyballSMASH 1

Thursday 1 July 2010 17:45

sometimes you gotta make your own fun. treat yourself to a movie, or home spa day, or turn of you alarm and make pancakes for breakfast instead of cereal. the day is what you make it, don't wait for others to make it great for you, let them join the party when theyre ready