By gallstones - 09/07/2009 07:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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FreedomFirst 0

Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.

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censorshipoff 0

At least he remembered your birthday. Mine probably would've just told me to go away if he was that heavily drugged.

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ilikequarters 0

YDI because it's a good thing and every woman deserves some beautiful gallstones

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hossgray 0

I think what happened was that he was just high and couldn't help it.. Second his mother was probably just being funny. " you should make a necklace! Haha!!" trying to lighten the mood. Also, ydi!! You sound like a selfish bitch who didn't care about the surgery, just your b-day!!!

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g33ktr0n 0

Lol you could take after Ed Gein if you made a necklace out of his stones

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adamdrinkslots 0

tell him what you really think on 'ijustwanttotellyou.com'

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truesis 0

This person is lying, you are not allowed to keep your gall stones...they are considered biohazards and her you can't have gall stones "removed", they remove the gall bladder itself. F your life

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cbelle 0

Really? FYL? This is hilarious, and would make a pretty funny story for later. Shut up. This is no FML.

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mrlucky4444 0

This story just made my day :)

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