By gallstones - 09/07/2009 07:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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Same thing different taste

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FreedomFirst 0

Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.

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mhinaj 0

and you are still with him and his crazy family?

Your boyfriend doesn't get surgery every year. Your birthday comes every year. This FML makes you seem very selfish.

Sounds like a unique gift from his heat... Or gallbladder!

chachachandler 5

That would actually be pretty badass.

Aww how precious. At least he remembered :)