By gallstones - 09/07/2009 07:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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FreedomFirst 0

Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.

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Out4aTwist 0

well at least you know you have a part of him that no other girl will ever have

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xtatik 0

LOL to #97......i have done this before but in a different way....i bought my sister an xbox game (one that i really liked) which i knew she would never use or play..i now play it all the time......slack ay??? but she laughed at it because she knows what im like...just like this girl would of laughed because she knows what her bofriend is like....

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weirdgirl_sf 0

Dude your boyfriend had SURGERY, give him a break for not getting you a present. You should get HIM a get well present. And think of the gallstone thing as a funny story to tell people.

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GatorBites 0

It maybe a nice gesture from a guy under sedation but it would be really be a fml to marry the guy and have the freaky mother in law.

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swanlee 0

Your a selfish stupid ignorant bitch

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soozin 0

ah who the eff cares. He just got out of surgery and the important thing is that he's fine. You should just smile, give him a big hug/kiss and stash it away somewhere if you can't stand the sight of it.

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missbubbly101 0

That's discusting!..and really freaky for ur mom to say that..no offence!..eww!

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bunnygirl 2

haha you should totally slip those stones into his next dinner of peas and carrots. then he'd have to get surgery all over again. j/k

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