Miscellaneous: Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs...

By anonymous - 13/01/2014 01:40 - United States - Upper Darby

Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By really? - 13/04/2013 09:21 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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JMichael 25

Monday 13 January 2014 17:37

Maybe you should lay off them big booty hoes.

sexysaltshaker 11

Monday 13 January 2014 17:37

And did they get you a big booty hoe?

Comments

darwinism 30

Monday 13 January 2014 17:51

I am surprised that the party was first thing in the morning. It was too early for the big booty hoe if you ask me! Party on OP!

lailaxjan 11

Monday 13 January 2014 18:25

It is NEVER too early for a big bootie hoe.

olpally 32

Monday 13 January 2014 17:52

Who walks around saying that on their birthday? Lol. No big booty hoe for you now. Just a lot of concerned looks from your family. Haha.

perdix 29

Monday 13 January 2014 17:56

Hopefully, your grandparents bought you a Chia Big Booty Hoe™ so you can grow one in 4-6 weeks. Ch-ch-ch-chia!

JustStella 28

Monday 13 January 2014 20:21

Where do you come up with this stuff?

Jaaared_ 15

Monday 13 January 2014 17:56

Ydi for that shitty song

buckdharma 37

Monday 13 January 2014 18:07

Each of your Grandmas ought to be good for $10.

Km1490 20

Monday 13 January 2014 18:09

its your bday you can ask for whatever you want!!

ashjo 12

Monday 13 January 2014 18:10

just be like it's a song no biggie

NicetiesofLife 11

Monday 13 January 2014 18:22

you should have run back up and shut the door...

lailaxjan 11

Monday 13 January 2014 18:22

If you live with your parents (which assumedly you do), why would you do that exactly?

israelnotjacob 20

Monday 13 January 2014 19:17

No it sounds like the OP has his own place with his girlfriend and assumed she was the only one home. Honestly though that was still pretty stupid. Even at my own place I wouldn't shout stupid shit like that unless I knew beyond any doubt it was just us there.