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By anonymous - 13/01/2014 01:40 - United States - Upper Darby

Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By really? - 13/04/2013 09:21 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By Aww! You shouldn't have! ....REALLY! - 10/05/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML

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By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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JMichael 25

Monday 13 January 2014 17:37

Maybe you should lay off them big booty hoes.

sexysaltshaker 11

Monday 13 January 2014 17:37

And did they get you a big booty hoe?

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Epikouros 31

Tuesday 14 January 2014 9:48

A big bootie hoe, wouldn't that be a shovel? What a boring present.

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 14 January 2014 14:45

Did grandma and grandpa get you a booty hoe?

NutellaPrincess 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 0:45

Uh-Oh sometimes you need to check around before making a 2 Chainz Referance

caitlinbblack 14

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:48

I'm assuming you mean in the morning when you woke up? Who has a surprise party that early.? :p

Nastorrian 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 9:02

If that's true than that is epic. Nice job bud, lol.

fristinkristin 16

Wednesday 15 January 2014 11:26

Ahah my friend told me about this one earlier today. Hilarious!

icepick23 12

Wednesday 15 January 2014 16:49

YDI for considering that crap to be music?

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 15 January 2014 22:43

I bet they had one with a bow on top of her head waiting for you.

slapsface 10

Thursday 16 January 2014 4:58

Hoe hoe hoe

Biofire 8

Friday 20 June 2014 3:23

Gram gram don't count.

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