Kids: Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 16:58

Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML

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You are the chosen one

By Me. - 16/12/2022 03:00

Today, a cat appeared in my basement. I have cats, but not an orange one. I don't know where he came in from. I can hardly afford the two cats and dogs I already have, so keeping him is not an option, not to mention he could have a disease. But it's winter, and I feel like crap for having to kick him out. FML

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Thursday 20 January 2011 9:09

I guess she hates oranges too.

gozar_fml 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:10

Orange cats are the best!

Comments

hashoahxxx 0

Friday 21 January 2011 10:00

why did you get her a cat without a soul

angel55033 12

Friday 21 January 2011 10:50

she sounds spoiled i hope you don't keep giving in

rocket123 0

Friday 21 January 2011 16:59

lmfao , South Park

TheOtherTimeLord 0

Friday 21 January 2011 17:16

WTF!!!!! Is wrong with her?!?!? Gingers have souls!!!

HMayy 4

Friday 21 January 2011 18:09

LOVE THIS.

xxLucky_Charmxx 0

Friday 21 January 2011 22:02

Just because the cat is a Ginger?! Why does everyone hate Gingers so much?!?!?!

Abrielliann 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:48

Gingers have souls!!!!!!!!!

iwuvmydime 2

Saturday 22 January 2011 5:03

I will take the kitty:)

nynjapyrate 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 5:40

this is so being favorited. funny shit!

BestestMama 6

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:31

stop taking that shit up the ass , damn. don't yu people see how funny it is !? shes a child, aha who care?? highlight of my day! oh at #279 that was hilarious. haha