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By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Just move on...

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meow_jess 11

When people are drunk they say all kinds of stupid stuff, they don't always mean it, just talk it out with him, I'm sure everything will be fine

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I imagined 12's voice cracking while twitching uncontrollably when I read this comment.

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Yourecho 13

I instantly thought about the teenage guy that works in McDonalds in The Simpsons.

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assassinbanana0 20

She's got hiiigh hopes

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QQmore_fml 18

Well at least you found out earlier then later...

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olpally 32

Get rid of him... Drunk words are the truest words. :/

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challan 19

Opally would know. Vodka is his friend.

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sirpantselot 22

20, spend a night on the piss with me. I usually talk a lot of shit that is either blatantly untrue, or not in a recognisable language.

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paris_h_fml 1

yet another reason why you shouldn't be getting married so young

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monnanon 13

they are adults and can do what they like. age does not equal wisdom or better decision making.

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Caitie_kid 8

They might not be getting married soon either. I got engaged at 22 but we didn't marry until I was almost 24 because we were both in school and couldn't afford a wedding at the time.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Because as everyone knows, if you get married at 30 there are no fights or disagreements, ever. True story!

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BelfastNuts 15

To be fair to him everyone has the 'one that got away' no matter what age you are. The grass always seems greener on the other side.

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Caitie_kid 8

I disagree with this. I can't say anything as for my husband because I don't read minds, but he's never talked about an ex like they were "the one who got away", and I certainly have never thought about any of my ex's like that.

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CharresBarkrey 15

You really only think that when you're still in love with the person. If you've truly gotten over them or fallen in love with someone else, the whole 'the one that got away' idea seems ridiculous. If you truly love the person you're with, you won't even care about any of your exes.

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Hypertudism 15

Because they can and probably love each other? Calm down. Studies are studies, they still have a chance.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

I don't think that drunken words are always sober thoughts. I mean a guy I knew used to say drunk that he killed people, please. I hear drunk people talking a lot of shit that don't make sense. However when it comes to feelings, I would tend to think that it is very likely he does miss her. Anyway, how come you 2 are engaged so young? You can't have known each other for that long if he dumped his last girlfriend at 17.

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OverFlash 15

That isn't necessarily true. I've known my gf for a while, we both were in relationships with other people between befriending each other and when we started going out.

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perdix 29

#36, assuming no cheating, they could have been dating for four years. They could have known each other for much longer. I'm thinking that two years from first date to wedding is about the minimum. Yeah, I agree that 21 is young, but some who get married that young beat the odds. I really think there needs to be a separate word for "fiancé with a wedding date set" to distinguish it from a "boyfriend that I plan to eventually marry." Things get a lot more real once some non-refundable deposits are plunked down.

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perdix 29

At you've got a lead for who to invite into a three-way. A blast from the past, so to speak.

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