By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 510
You deserved it 4 225

Same thing different taste

Top comments

did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....

ihatecake 0

that really sux man hang in there

Comments

MerrikBarbarian 9

I'm torn between fyl and ydi because I'm not sure based on the info if you were one of those idiots who doesn't properly restrain your dog and it was your fault it was hit, or that the dog bolted and got hit in which case fyl. however I would love your job- I collect skulls and being able to pick up roadkill without people thinking I'm nuts would be awesome. ok well besides the people here who are now going to think I'm nuts. dammit.

I'm sorry, hope everything gets better!

This is the worst FML ever! My condolances. I'd be utterly heartbroken if anything happened to my dogs. :'(

lordcaliburx 0

I think the most important question is (wait for it.......wait for it) who let the dog(s) out ?!?! oh I kid. well I got to go folks. I am going to take my dog for a walk in the park. maybe a little fetch. I don't know the days young. its great having a dog to play with, right guys ? OP ? ah you know what I mean.

Admit it, you have a very small penis.

cassieRENEE 0