Time for lunch in the parking lot

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I started my first day of work at our local humane society. I asked where the break room was, so my coworker directed me to a small room in the back of the building. The only place I get to take my lunch break is the same room where they euthanize, freeze, and cremate the animals. FML
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DocBastard 38

I will NOT make a joke about taking your work home...I will NOT make a joke about taking your work home for dinner... Oh, DAMMIT!

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brackaman 18

From a business strategy it's perfect. Your employees will never stop to take a break.

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DocBastard 38

I will NOT make a joke about taking your work home...I will NOT make a joke about taking your work home for dinner... Oh, DAMMIT!

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Werken247 14

Let me do it for you Doc... So OP, you're having lunch in the frozen food section?

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khan7864u 4

Hey Doc, i miss tht old default pic u had..

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Carmstro 13

I have a question and I will understand if I get thumbed down, but why did this FML receive so many YDIs?

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MrThumbsItUpMan 8

They probably thought that he/she would go out to eat with a friend or instead of bringing lunch to the workplace.

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Carmstro 13

84, but why would that be a YDI? And why would that be an assumption anyways?

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lexa1love 16

That's how it is where I volunteer too. There's not really money in the budgets for break rooms, at least not where I am.

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brackaman 18

From a business strategy it's perfect. Your employees will never stop to take a break.

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CharresBarkrey 15

I would just eat in my car or drive somewhere else, and still take all my breaks. Most places don't let you skip a lunch break anyway.

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mariah_1_11 22

You get used to it after awhile. I grew up in a vets office. It wasn't uncommon for me to drink my juice while sitting in the operating room while my mom helped the dr.

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jsmills92 15

At least you'll always have someone to talk to!

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howdeedoo 22

Because we all enjoy talking to dead animals

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jsmills92 15

Because I was totally being serious.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

In our defense, it's always hard to take someone seriously when they take self portraits in a bathroom. Especially a public bathroom.

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mbuck87 19

Yes yes, but then you shouldn't have taken her comment seriously?

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sens3sfailing 24

Since when has it been on the Internet that if you are a person you shouldn't take seriously you just leave it alone? I think people more react with "oh look a bad attempt at a joke I shouldn't take seriously, BURN THEM WITH FIRE!"

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brackaman 18

Ironic how the humane society is not particularly humane to its humans..

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ManInTheMachine 19

I think you missed the point of the FML, Noor.

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suboy 10

Although you have to admit dogs dying in movies are terribly tragic. I cry every time. I guess you have to be a dog person.

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ManInTheMachine 19

10: Because they're stingy assholes. At least, that's what I got out of it.

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ICastillo 24

Well if it makes you feel better some countries eat dogs and cats. Well just hope you don't drop your food in the ashes.

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BlowinChronic 18

I seriously doubt that made anyone feel any better.

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ICastillo 24

Ok true I see that what about puppies riding on a unicorn over a rainbow...huh doesn't that make you feel warm inside.

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RedPillSucks 31

I got a boner thinking of the dog riding the unicorn

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