Work: Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

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By Lauren Smith - 17/10/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

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yadisingh 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

Eat up, big boy :) Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

Reign_fml 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:12

Aw, how sweet

Comments

LinTurk 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:27

I would do that to my son. I thinks it's hysterical. His mom was probably just messing with him. Hell, at least you got a homemade lunch out if it.

guitargoddess89 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:30

Won't be so funny when you wanna get out of a traffic ticket. Sorry mom, can't play favorites. I'm just a rookie.

LinTurk 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:32

Totally worth it.

Bieberbabeyy1 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:27

this. just made my day! thank you!

lemon_phat 11

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:59

**** Justin beiber.

andrew8795 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:30

You should've smacked the bag out of hands and yelled "RESPECT MAH AHTHORITAH"

CassidyMayJay 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:31

I bet all the other cops were jealous of your freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

deadman93 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:48

i would be! especially if OP didnt share them.

kkmwong 11

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:33

That's just too sweet, not all moms are like that.

xxXAznxGirlXxx 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:33

well how sweet was that, at least you know that she loves you

welandedonthemoo 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:13

Be grateful ur mom or parents are still in the picture. No matter what anyone says.

Doingitwronf 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:33

If your fellow officers started to rip on you because of it, cite your mother for disturbing the peace.

white16sox 19

Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:11

Just stop.

GamerMatt97 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:36

Hey I know this is embarrassing but it shows how much your mom loves u

yodas0da 12

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:39

let the veterans say what they will, you've got mommas love & home-cooking with you :)

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:40

YDI for being embarrassed that your mom cared enough to bring you lunch and tell you she loves you. You were supposed to move out of the "Be horribly embarrassed by your parents' presence" phase when you were 18. If the veterans make fun of you, tell them straight up they're just jealous and walk away.