By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML
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yadisingh 5

Eat up, big boy :) Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

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DrewsFML 8

Well, now you will be known as "Pumpkin" until you retire so get used to it.

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nani11 0

maybe everyone was jealous.. maybe.. haha

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JayAyyEmm 0

Po Po Pissed off Police officer

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jaint 0

I bet it's cheesy comments just like that, that donned you a backwards flatcap...

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greenpony 0

emprace it.there are some people that don't have loving parents like that

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RydeOnLiveFree 2

Haha dude that sucks but it's pretty funny. You'll have a nickname forever now: Big boy. Good luck bro! Haha

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HomeAl0ne 20

I can just see you during your first arrest shouting "Stop, or my mother will shoot!".

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hil_G 2

I hope she trimmed the edges off your peanut butter and jelly sammich and gave you crinkle cut carrots.

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