By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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NGM_47 0

That is like the stupidest thing to say out loud...

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Raegron 4

Although I laughed quite hard at this FML, it really sucks he didn't pick you up. Haha, this stuff happens in comedies, you'd say, but nooo :D

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JessTrek 0

Eh, doesn't sound like that would be too funny. I bet no one really laughed. I'd say your husband tried too hard to be clever.

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my_fml_account 2

In his defense, you did fail pretty hard there.

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xHaniffax 0

Looks like the beginning to a very promising marriage....

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Huevo_fml 0

that is just awesome. he would make a great dad...

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lettertjes 0

"My husband has a sense of homour and I don't, boohoo" I hope he helped you up afterwards

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BLNovelist 0

The point of the FML is that he didn't help her up. :/

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littlebrittle77 0

and u still married him

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bollywood_rocks 0

Exactly. The FML is that OP married him after that AND then comes on here to seek out the attention she obviously didn't get from husband.

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amaranthphantom 0

what? no, she called him her husband...she had already married him. This might have been the reception?

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ohmybobbert 16

this is really late but i just saw this. she posted this after it happened, which it happened at her wedding.

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LaLaJoy 2

Yeah. *******. Right. Does anyone HONESTLY believe this one??

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campex 0

I'm with you LaLaJoy. In the middle of the night this bride made the account, then posted their FML. WHO THE **** WOULD SPEND THEIR TIME WRITING AN FML INSTEAD OF CONSUMATING THEIR MARRIAGE?? Fail indeed.

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xChrista1xx 0

i highly doubt all the FMLs today actually happened today. The rules just say that you need to put 'Today' when you begin writing. So for all we know, this might have happened a week ago or something like that.

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LaLaJoy 2

I was actually questioning the validity of a grown man yelling "FAIL" on his wedding day when his wife supposedly topples over in front of all their family and friends. I don't know, maybe the bride is extremely uncoordinated and the groom has severe mental disabilities....

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bdaniels362 3

Or maybe they're not that old... Either way. It's funny, but he should have helped you up.

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bollywood_rocks 0

Being from GA myself, I'm quite confident to hazard a guess that the OP and the husband may be "old" teenagers or in their early 20s. Around here, getting hitched is more an accomplishment than getting a college degree and some aspire to be married before they graduate HIGH SCHOOL!

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heavenandhell 0

#28 YOUR A RETARD... it clearly shows the time it was submited: 12:21AM

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nativebacon 0

And STILL it could have happened a week or a month ago, you moron!

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