By mel_bear_ - 14/03/2012 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
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loserman67 35

Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO

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astralvagan 20

I would have hit him with the bible

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Your uncle sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

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Margemander 4

I also read it with a southern accent. I didn't see that OP was from the UK.

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MangaManiacNat 13

Were you getting married in a church? Because if so that just makes his statement funnier yet more idiotic.

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mark5723 0

Im man enough to admit that I chuckled out loud in class while reading the quote

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glutgyoogle 6

Sounds more irish than British

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cass85 8

Northern Ireland is in Britain. Oh, I'm sorry, are you one of those people that think "Britain" means "England" and not "England, Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland - a union of four different countries"? God knows how much we all hate you.

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imboredareyou 1

Calm your jolly good *******.

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perdix 29

Your uncle needs AA, churches are where people pay to hear "god shite."

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starrnao 15

Sounds like somebody needs to go home and sober up. Sheesh!

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nofearjenshere 12

In my head, this was read with the most southern of all southern accents.

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Lexiloulynn 2

I read it in an Irish accent:)

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pinkcrayola 0

But I think if it was a southerner they would have replaced "god" with "science"

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leogirl95 12

I read it in pig Latin.

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Mister_Triangle 21

I read it in a pirate's voice

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PandaPandamoneum 0

I read it in the voice of captain barbosa from pirates of the carribbean ^_^

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Anorien 0

I'm hearing more of a thick Scottish accent.

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DocBastard 38

Wedding (noun): An opportunity for drunk relatives to make asses out of themselves and fights to break out among well-dressed maidens clamoring over a thrown bouquet of flowers, and where two people also happen to get married.

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