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By mel_bear_ - 14/03/2012 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Very romantic

By Kate - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - St. Thomas

Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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Ceremony from hell

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:27 - United States - Spanaway

Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 06:00

Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML

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Free speech

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 10:00

Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 09:40 - United Kingdom

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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loserman67 35

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:26

Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:08

I would have hit him with the bible

Comments

HaniahAhmad 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:29

That's horrible! You should kick his ass out of your wedding!

k34nu 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:52

Omg reading! I live there :D and that must of been hilarious :p

micahsmommy 13

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:53

Every wedding has something go wrong. It'll make a lovely story at future family reunions...just don't invite that uncle.

m3lyc 18

Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:01

Every family has an uncle knobhead, Peter Kay talks about his all the time :).

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:43

Wedding (noun): An occasion where drunken relatives make asses out of themselves, where fights break out among groups of finely-dressed women clamoring for a grossly-overpriced bouquet of flowers, and where people get married somewhere among the chaos.

loserman67 35

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:14

Doc - great rejoinder, but you negelected the part about "where drunken sex often takes place between long seperated family members."

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:16

There's one in every family. I unfortunately have two. Always ruining special days and gatherings with their drunkeness!

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:18

Every family has that crazy uncle or grandpa!

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:59

Last time I checked North Ireland was in the UK

TheFamilyElf 17

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:01

Well... At least you'll have a story to tell your kids one day about great uncle crazy? Ugh... No. I'd halt the ceremony to punch somebody if that happened at my wedding.