By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
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PixelNoob 11

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

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mk58 31

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

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Nuahavizu 17

That was quite the over-reaction i would say. Sorry to hear that she apparently doesn't have much humour :(

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Allyrocks113000 0

Yea, now you know never to mess with a girl :P

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Haha_no_123 11

She can't take a joke and she's expecting too much if she acts this way around you. Good luck with the marriage! Make sure you make her a sammich before she leaves for work. Stay in the kitchen and everything will be okay

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AJRENO 0

Don't trick your girlfriend like that. Its inevitable for you to get knocked out by her.

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iBiteRoses 22

Why is everyone saying he's stupid?! If my boyfriend did this I'd laugh really hard, not put him in the hospital... Jesus...

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awkward_gothlady 32

Exactly. I might be confused at first, but I wouldn't beat him up. Then I'd laugh once I realized it was a joke.

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awkward_gothlady 32

Well, at least you found out about her violent tendencies before proposing...

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kaybeth 0

shouda given her the ring first

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