By Awie - 20/10/2011 08:26 - Austria

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
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PixelNoob 11

It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

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mk58 31

Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

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Chris20003 17

sorry to hear op but hope she found out what the real present was, and rubbed it in her face a little lol.

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MommaSchmidt 14

at least it wasn't a cast iron frying pan!

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elizacandle 29

Look at the bright side, at least you didn't give her a set of kitchen knives.

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tewa21 12

Next time try and give her a present that won't give you a concussion.

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SuculantWarrior 10

That's gotta make a great story though... if you still went through with it.

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dirtyprancing65 7

Damn. Do not marry that woman. You want a girl who would appreciate your rolling pin even if it was the real gift

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fantasyworld 37

I find the gag gift funny, I'd leave her now that you know how violent she can be.

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ROKKASHIU 9

I mean...it was kind of a dick move, but after 5 years she should've guessed it was a joke, rather than kicking the shit out of OP.

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ROKKASHIU 9

I mean...it was kind of a dick move, but after 5 years she should've guessed it was a joke, rather than kicking the shit out of OP.

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ROKKASHIU 9

I mean...it was kind of a dick move, but after 5 years she should've guessed it was a joke, rather than kicking the shit out of OP.

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