Miscellaneous: Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten... - FML

By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By left4dead - 27/10/2012 20:04 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 06:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

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peacefully84 19

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:28

Hey, free $50!

holdenSSV 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:29

Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)

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MaryPoppins88 14

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:59

Nice you made some easy money, you could have a bright future in this

ilove80smetal 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:57

So?! free $50. Your classmates aren't the brightest chaps out there are they? I would have just hit you. No offense.

Jake_a_licious11 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:00

Wait, so what's the FML here? I only see a MLIA (my life is awesome)

josefwiggy 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:23

You got 50 dollars what's the big deal?!

bobsters 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:39

I would have used the money to pay for some one to sit next to me

charlcielove 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:52

I wish there was a "what's wrong with that?" button. I find nothing wrong with this. They lost, you gained.

BritLass 15

Thursday 2 February 2012 19:22

You're $50 up! Screw them!

Icequeen102990 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 20:12

That's not a fail... That's profit!

phoenixfire85 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 20:14

People are stupid! But hell yea free money man go for it!! I was just told hell naw! Bet they wished they wouldnt have done it now.. Keep your head up! People may regret being retarted one day ( unless your the bully) then shame on u

hoonyer 17

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:33

Free money FTW !!!!!!

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