Miscellaneous: Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten... - FML

By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By left4dead - 27/10/2012 20:04 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 06:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

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peacefully84 19

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:28

Hey, free $50!

holdenSSV 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:29

Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)

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ACE1442 16

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:47

You should've charged more.

vbmg152 18

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:51

Free cash & a seat to yourself!!! SWEET!!! Buy yourself something nice!!

HungryHipppo 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:34

Hey look at the bright side you are $50 richer

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:43

Doesn't matter, got paid!

Medcanyon 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:53

50 hella bucks!!!

purpleisbest13 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:54

That $50 right there!..What's the problem?

jengers115 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:21

They are jealous that you're cooler than them! F**k them. =) But hey you got some money. People are jerks so don't sweat it.

GhhOsT206 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:34

what's wrong with that making money. working that money maker duh

Awesomehobo44 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:40

Frankly, I don't see the down side. If they're big enough jerks to pay you to sit away from them, you probably don't want to be near those asses anyway. And also, you get fifty bucks for not sitting next to useless snobs! Your classmates are all douchebags, honestly.

Meesersuperman1 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:42

Ok stfu. You totally made this up and that never happened. It's really obvious. That wouldn't happen to anyone unless you're fat, super smelly, ugly, and annoying as ****.

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