Love: Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work....

By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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The long walk

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Stormy weather

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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hk_fml 9

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:39

What a douche. Dump him!

dRose22 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:18

Some boyfriend you have

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crackberrie 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 21:36

fyl indeed for having a douche as a boyfriend however i hope u don't live in vancouver, or, raincouver cause everyone here knows that a "nice" day in fall only lasts a few mins before it starts to rain

Sgt_Minty 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 13:52

lol so true its july17 and we just had a massive thunderstorm

justhadtosaytht 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 0:06

Lol I went to visit my grandparents on July 15. Btw I live in Vancouver too :D

schmoop 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:13

should have checked the forecast. think ahead.

Did_i_deserve_it 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:40

This is a dumb question, but what does OP stand for?? i was think something along the lines of original person??

nerdytacos 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:01

it means original poster(: I had the same confusion a while back. Urban Dictionary literally saves my life. Lol(:

blastvortex 3

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:48

He may be rude, but he has a point. Oh, and YDI. That was totally avoidable, even if it was just a mistake.

diet_otaku 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:30

the hell he does. "i can't be seen with you like that"? who the **** does he think he is?

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:01

OP, time to dump the bastard and next time be more aware in your choice of boyfriend.

grrrarrrg2 2

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:31

I hope by boyfriend you actually mean ex boyfriend.

Syn_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:49

YDI for that username.

TheTruth1428 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:17

I hope you're smart enough to have broken up with him on the spot. FYL for both happenings.

BLNovelist 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:28

Does 90 percent of FML think you should know someone a minimum of five years before dating them? Seriously. The amount of times I've seen comments running along the lines of 'YDI, you should have known he/she was a douche!' is ridiculous. It's not like people put on a show to pick someone up or get a personality change or anything. FYL OP, dump the asshole.

nerdytacos 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:06

seriously, if you think otherwise, your not stupid, I can tell what your coming from. But my mom married an abusive man w/ anger problems. when I was about ten I had to call the cops on him. OP, FYL