Kids: Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock...

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 769

You deserved it 52 229

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 840

You deserved it 102

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 508

You deserved it 7 898

By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 17:28 - United States - Sharon

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 733

You deserved it 3 729

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 586

You deserved it 3 641

Hey there!

By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 244

You deserved it 1 036

Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 315

You deserved it 8 038

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 241

You deserved it 2 741

Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 193

You deserved it 10 255

Autumn vibes

By Robbo - 26/10/2024 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, I went for a jog to enjoy the fall weather. I tripped over a tree root and fell face-first into a pile of leaves. As I tried to get up, a bunch of kids had gathered to laugh, and one even shouted something about, “A grown-ass man playing in the leaves!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 344

You deserved it 86

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 643

You deserved it 3 815

Epoch 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:19

hey that's not that bad. at least you didn't mistake a kid for a trash can.

Bhetti 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

Has stuff like this been happening a lot? Possibly seek medical help.

Comments

ohhboyy 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:25

#3 wins oh and #49 stfu seriously

spelling 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:27

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mrhahn530 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:45

I call bullshit. How distracted do you have to be to hear a "clang" and think "hmm, i must have hit a kid".

Phatkat 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 1:04

where u high?

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 7 April 2009 1:12

LOL!!! a trash can????

ihatestupidpeopl_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 1:12

YOU ARE STUPID

eagles5813 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 1:13

MORON

meddude 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 1:15

hahaha this is one of the best recent FMLs

YallNoobs 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 1:23

how the **** did you get 3899 "I agree, your life is F'ed"?? I'd only understand if what #3 said was true...

yesmy_love 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 1:24

"Today, this crazy bitch knocked me over while I was walking down the street. She then proceeded to make a scene and call me a trash can..... She should probably lay off the psychedelics before going out in public. FML"