Love: Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in... - FML

By WolfAvenge - 21/05/2015 08:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

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WolfAvenge 22

Thursday 21 May 2015 20:59

I actually do have his number! We go to film school together but haven't hung out much. We were at a shoot for a fashion show. I totally plan on talking with him more, maybe asking to go out on a date soon too ;) Since I joined the film club we will be seeing a lot of each other from now on anyway. I just want to hang out with him more first though, but I'm definitely interested if he still is XD

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OysterPearls 33

Thursday 21 May 2015 15:35

Pretty and mysterious? You're a real catch OP!

brendejafulable 41

Thursday 21 May 2015 15:35

I bet he thought it was cute.

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Mellowyellow15 10

Thursday 21 May 2015 20:19

Not a good way to show self-confidence. YDI

MichelleMaBelle_fml 16

Thursday 21 May 2015 20:59

So why FYL?

MrWaffles6969 15

Thursday 21 May 2015 21:02

I would have thought that was cute.

FrenchToastKick 18

Thursday 21 May 2015 21:07

Well I was going to say, "Poor, poor OP. Maybe next time." But after reading these comments.... Maybe I'll hide and giggle snort next time a guy calls me pretty. Seems to be a turn on? Everything I thought I knew about guys is wrong..... ?

OrangeSodaCrazy 10

Thursday 21 May 2015 21:30

bitch

YouTubePanda15 6

Thursday 21 May 2015 22:47

it's ok, I would've done the same.

kakabloom 9

Thursday 21 May 2015 23:18

Me too! Don't worry, this reaction is totally normal. I was so shocked I ran away from him and shoved my into the bathroom wall.

NickThunder 12

Thursday 21 May 2015 23:47

That's hilarious omg your life sucks I'll be praying for you XD

Riceball__o3o 15

Thursday 21 May 2015 23:57

I would of thought that was cute XD

spinda 22

Friday 22 May 2015 0:42

I bet he thought it was cute! :)

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