By sashimieater - 31/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
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BrittanyCelesteP 0

...Maybe over the summer you should consider changing a smidge.

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marinus_fml 19

Teachers like you are the reason society has gone backwards. No wonder teen suicide rates are going up, teens living on the streets doing drugs and alcohol, get high off paint and petrol and then start graffitiying everywhere. Yea you should be shot. Jks, that sucks OP, should have brought them all cookies and ice-cream on their last day! Suddenly you'll be their favorite teacher!

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Nuttyicecream 2

better start kissing ass next year

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tnlander 20

Don't sweat the haters OP. You're there to educate them not coddle them. Real teachers teach, not babysit.

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ugliness 6

true but I have always learned best from the nice teachers

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PSQ91 6

Imagine being a teacher in 10th grade or so then. Change your attitude and bring some cake or sweets to class. That'll work.

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staceysgenesis16 0

wouldnt that make things worse? O.o

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PSQ91 6

Naah, it depends on the teacher I'd say. I had an awesome philosophy teacher that brought food to every class. We loved going even though it was hella boring, but in the end we participated in class because of this :)

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SGT_DBL 15

I had a teacher once who it was their first time teaching. When the school year started the person who was supposed to teach was already eight months pregnant so she dissapeared pretty quick once the school year started. The school (administrators are usually the real problem) made the genius decision to promote her assistant, who had just been hired and had never been a teacher before, to take her place. She had no clue what she was doing, was unable to control the classroom and all the students (myself most of all) exploited that for all it was worth. I used to think she sucked as a teacher, but looking back on it now I see that it was just a case of "wrong place, wrong time" caused by the school promoting someone who wasn't ready to teach. On the other hand... she wasn't a liar and didn't kill my dreams sooooo... YDI?

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KayleeFrye 39

That's pretty much exactly what happened to me my very first year teaching. Please tell me you're not from Connecticut!

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dudeitsdanny 9

So.. Try to be better next year. Learn from your mistakes. I know an AMAZING first year teacher, one of the best I've had, so that doesn't have everything to do with the quality, especially dream-crushing. If you're crushing kids now, i can't imagine how terrible you'll be to them when you've taught for a few years, and have grown bitter.

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shovels 0

Bring a belt or use a ruler, that will straighten 'em up...

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sheethapins 13

Tell them if you wanted to truely kill their dreams you'd be a sex ed teacher.

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SpectSelf 0

it's your 1st year. don't even sweat it. learn from it.

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hilariexcore 0

That's what I thought but the comments make me think she's a first grade teacher, not that it's her first year of teaching.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Based on location, it's her first year. A lot of users are from countries where they call first grade first year, so it seems that way to them. I assume she's a new teacher, because she's from the US, where we(I think always) call it first grade.

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hilariexcore 0

Thanks Danny (: I'm on the Android app so I can't see the location. I agree, we pretty much all call it first grade so you're probably right. I wonder what grade she's teaching.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Except the Mods correct with British English, or the OP could be foreign now living in America. Plus the way it is phrased as "I'm a first-year teacher" makes it sound more like a title then an explanation of how long they have been teaching.

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mrahhhhh 21

*Achievement Unlocked: Freddy Krueger"* "Get the legendary and secret 'Killer of Dreams' title. - 50G"

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mrahhhhh 21

Xbox? **** NO! Xbox is shit! I use free online LIVE having, superior graphics possessing, infinite backwards compatibility featuring (emulation and roms for almost every video game system released in the world), very cheap and sometimes free game pricing (especially through piratebay), best web browser integrating (**** PS3 Internet), blu-ray movie viewing, portable for easy carrying, 1080p screen built in including, support for both Xbox and PS3 controllers having, really fast loading/saving (seriously, compare console Fallout 3's loading time with this version), gigantic hard drive toting, incredibly easy modding, ability for console commanding (God help you console gamers if your character gets stuck on a wall and you didn't save. All your work gone. All I have to do is type in the no clip option and just walk like a ghost through that wall :D), non Red Ring of Death getting, non centralized server like PSN has for easy hacking, and just plain better PC GAMING!!

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mrahhhhh 21

BTW when I said portable, I meant that I own a gaming laptop. 4 times more powerful than a ps3 at a lesser weight and size.

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dudeuranass 4

perhaps it's time to reconsider your career choice?

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