Love: Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend....

By foreveralone - 23/06/2013 14:42 - United States

Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML

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By karma1221 - 11/08/2018 14:30

Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By figures - 16/11/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML

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By ItRainedOutside - 06/01/2013 08:49 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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End of the road

By Anonymous - 28/02/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 23:36 - Canada

Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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Sunday 23 June 2013 19:02

Oh my god, please accept my sincerest condolences. I hope you find a real keeper.

QQmore_fml 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 19:03

Next time take the day off and propose in person?....

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LyraAlluse 25

Monday 24 June 2013 0:46

You will find a better one next time.

Morgiepoooh9822 17

Monday 24 June 2013 1:11

Why wouldn't you do it yourself?

ultra_notorious 26

Monday 24 June 2013 1:15

she take the ring to or did you get it back?

Spring2013Bio 3

Monday 24 June 2013 1:43

That is really sad, she does not deserve you. This had nothing to do w/the proposal she just didn't want the commitment.

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 24 June 2013 3:33

Maybe you should have discussed it before...

shadow7x 10

Monday 24 June 2013 4:20

what a bitch, can't trust girls

sassy2085 16

Monday 24 June 2013 4:23

At least you waited two years unlike the guy that proposed after a week. BTW was her name Penny. :)

ZeroGK 9

Monday 24 June 2013 4:31

Contact her and talk to her about the reason behind the situation. Wish you luck bud.

jdrappi 12

Monday 24 June 2013 4:58

Hahahah

Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 24 June 2013 5:35

Too soon ): but such a sweet gesture, she was a lucky girl OP

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