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By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 15:20 - United States

Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML

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By notonthepavement - 15/02/2016 11:04 - United States - Desoto

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML

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By RedEye - 11/07/2017 17:30 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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Blurry time?

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 16:00

Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML

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TechnoKitten 17

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:24

That's gnatsty

guss5441 18

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:28

Gnats side of the story Today, I was being me and landed on a contact lens, then an evil human squished me in his/her eye female

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ImBetterInPerson 11

Sunday 16 August 2015 8:16

Georgia life

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 16 August 2015 8:18

Enough of this! Quit gnattering on.

Flyndaran 10

Sunday 16 August 2015 11:23

Gross but I doubt as painful as many other stuff you can get in your contacts. I once somehow got aftershave in my solution. My face made a fist. It took a while to "convince" my eyelids to release their death grip so I could remove the blasted thing.

Amorettex 19

Sunday 16 August 2015 16:32

Eww' Such horrible luck!

ConspiracyCake 8

Sunday 16 August 2015 19:34

This is the stuff of nightmares

prostar9993 15

Sunday 16 August 2015 23:19

As someone that wears contacts, I have no idea how that is even possible. How hard so you push on your eye when putting them in? Either way. You're doing it wrong.

kreesan 10

Tuesday 18 August 2015 1:00

poor gnat

Shakato 3

Tuesday 18 August 2015 1:26

Lottery moment

huehuebrbr 5

Sunday 13 December 2015 11:22

ya blew it man. The better response would have been "The bug's life was gnat that important anyways."

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