By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
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Sora_McKain 36

Damn those birds anyway. If only they weren't so damn cute then maybe I could actually hate them.

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lusanna 19

They're just adding some sauce to make it even tastier

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RavenPoe 8

Cheer up. I've had days like that this year, this too shall pass.

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Wonthebread 20

It's means good luck in some cultures.

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mr_dour 16

YDI for not humouring the serendipitous irony of some avian mayonnaise icing your failcake.

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haveyou000 22

at least the bird didn't shit on you. but you're right, that would still suck

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Atmey 5

It could still go worse, you just lack imagination.

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Savagephy 17

I taught that only happened in the movies

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