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By elsatheannoyed - 12/11/2014 04:34 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML

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By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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Little brat

By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 17:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML

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Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:01

Aww sorry OP. Let it go.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:03

Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.

Comments

Akoni 18

Sunday 16 November 2014 7:16

my name is Parker. even my junior year high school history teacher said he'd call me "driver" if I didn't start paying attention... sigh. but yes I am a good parker. I can park a car like a beast.

NotHisEnemy 0

Tuesday 18 November 2014 5:39

I would be asking if Parker was your last name... And if you wear red morph suits...

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 16 November 2014 16:34

I don't see why people are obsessing about Frozen. It's just another Disney musical. Nobody started a cult following when Tangled came out.

hpdrew15 9

Monday 17 November 2014 11:28

You think that's bad; my two cousins, who are sisters, are named Anna and Elsa!

swedeNix 13

Monday 17 November 2014 21:41

Ask if you can stab them with icicles....:)

NotHisEnemy 0

Tuesday 18 November 2014 5:38

Elsa is an awesome name. *knocking* Do you want to hide a body?? come one lets not delay!?

til_niagaraxfall 10

Tuesday 18 November 2014 14:07

I love the way this FML is phrased.

hemdal308 9

Friday 21 November 2014 10:45

I feel ya. My name is Olaf.

pugpuggy 21

Sunday 23 November 2014 12:46

My name is Bonnie, and ever since Five Nights At Freddie's came out, people have been jumping and screaming at me, or sending snapchats of stuffed bunnies. Argh!

ladycarousel 12

Thursday 11 December 2014 23:52

I feel you. My name is Eve, and whenever anyone hears that they immediately run around screaming 'EEEEVAAA' in a very poor wall-e imitation.

cutelilscrafty 8

Wednesday 17 December 2014 13:04

Before I got adopted, I got Britney Spears jokes, because mine was spelled just like hers. I changed it to Ginny, to get that over with. Cue Harry Potter jokes. After a while, it just goes away, but it's definitely annoying hearing the same jokes constantly.