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By elsatheannoyed - 12/11/2014 04:34 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML

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By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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Little brat

By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 17:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML

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thinblue32 15

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:01

Aww sorry OP. Let it go.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:03

Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.

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FarceMajeure 5

Friday 14 November 2014 4:29

Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton

XQuartzX 15

Friday 14 November 2014 4:42

do you secretly have ice powers? Elsa is a pretty name. Einsteins wife was actually named Elsa too

Rodopen 19

Friday 14 November 2014 5:54

You really need to let it go

imb2 3

Friday 14 November 2014 8:31

This too shall pass -a girl named Belle

dlistedfreak 14

Friday 14 November 2014 11:29

If it makes you feel any better op, I have been dealing with a similar issue since 2000 because of my first name. Ever since that cartoon Dora the Explorer came out, I have gotten every Dora the explorer quote or analogy imaginable. I think with time you'll just learn to deal with it, I have. Luck op. :)

Monslover 18

Friday 14 November 2014 23:13

I feel your pain. my friends in school always says: - ELSA ELSA - What? - Do you want to build a snowmaaan?

cb42036 1

Saturday 15 November 2014 2:56

It doesn't have to be a snowman

LethalSeamonkey 15

Saturday 15 November 2014 4:22

Stab them. They deserve it.

Trickiest_K 9

Saturday 15 November 2014 15:20

Elsa pls

kasa360 2

Sunday 16 November 2014 5:08

Guess this is Rebecca black all over for you then, sorry to hear about it giving you so much trouble, it is a pretty name tho :)

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