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By Nico - 12/11/2011 15:42 - France

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 831
You deserved it 3 674

Same thing different taste

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On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!

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that sounds like a medical name for a sea creature's sperm or something. "this mysterious bottom-dwelling cephalopod quickly injects the female with its spreme before she can fight him off". good thing name changes don't cost much, huh?

my last name is dums yea try saying that one correctly i know just how you feel

Cassandrax731 5

I know of someone named Heavenleigh (pronounced "Heavenly"). It's not that bad but it kind of makes people think, "... Seriously?"

I'm the only one at my school with my name, and teachers decide its too hard and give the random nicknames, and after i tell them I don't like it when they call me that, they still call me them!!

jaibrion 0

Well I got Jai Oni as a first name briõñ for a middle unique names are cool cause we stand out but pronouncing them is a bitch on a daily basis. I've heard so many variations of my name I got used to it so don't feel so bad. we could have some name like ****** or some commonly used name or word. I like sticking out.

Be unique sperm! Whoops! Spreme got autocorrected to sperm, sorry!

Mah name is Plai, so I get the nickname Pie :D

GoArmy6624 7
Akers_L7 8

if its spreme which I think sounds like a drunk person saying supreme, why is ur user name nico?