By Anon. - 05/05/2016 21:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML
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BloodyBrilliant 15

Buy a male dog. She needs her dude too.

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jsburn 4

Right there with you, and Ive had this dog for 6 years. it doesn't her any easier.

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petert71 10

Our dog likes to watch... You either get over it, or go celebate.

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Benderama 8

That dog would be gone so fast

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YAMICHA 2

Sounds like you got a girl friend to me!

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videogames4life 10

Maybe she feels lonely. Buy another dog?

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jagott2 8

Sounds like one of those abstinence-only dogs.

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thesinglelife 5

My cat does that to me...except he likes to get in the middle of us. Ever had your boyfriend scream like a girl cuz your cat clawed his dick as a suprise? not good!

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