By One Angry Vegan - 03/06/2017 12:00

Today, marks 2 weeks since I got Oral Allergy Syndrome, a.k.a. randomly becoming allergic to apples, bananas, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, grapes, mangos, carrots, celery, beets, sunflower seeds, fennel, my toothpaste, and more things I just haven't tried yet. I'm vegan. FML
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thehaystackerine 20

That would be funny as hell if meat turned out to be the only thing you weren't allergic to.

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Theuser12 4

Beeing healthier than the average american isn't really a big accomplishment.

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Lemou_fml 25

Cook the damn thing in sugar and we are done.

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dope_mcfly 24

YDI for picking a diet and lifestyle that goes against your human nature.

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12

No actually. Being vegan or vegetarian is much more natural. Fuckwitt.

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Kjeldous 15

So, not trying to bash or anything, but what has being vegan got to do with this?

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DataWog 30

Because almost all of their newfound allergies are fruits and veggies, which are staples of a vegan's diet.

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childproofpizza 19

because vegans love saying they're vegan

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auroxtra 18

OP I also have OAS; I'm not sure if it would be the same for you, but if you eat any of those things cooked, it shouldn't be a problem for you. This might not be the case seeing as how you're allergic to your own toothpaste, so if you haven't consulted a doctor I suggest you do so. Good luck!

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Alexandria79 22

that's what cutting out too much food does. you'll probably need to see an allergist specialist to de- sensitise you. also get blood workup in case it's an autoimmune disorder.

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GhostFox 33

That's not how Oral Allergy Syndrome works. It's also probably not how regular allergies form, not that there's any concrete information on how allergies develop.

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12

No lol **** you're an idiot. How many people are vegan? They don't all have allergies! Do some research 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

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heyLaddieHey 18

Sounds like you may need to reconsider that for your own health. Or maybe you can find a way to eat that works for you. Either way, best of luck OP.

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Steffi 26

i'm a vegetarian who is allergic/intolerant to almost every fruit & vegetable, and blood tests shows that I don't have any deficiencies and I don't get hungrier than most people. You'll be able to work round it with grains, beans etc. It's easier than it seems :)

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Matt Kesler 16

sounds like a simple solution to me, drink milk and eat meat, butter, cheese, eggs, and whatnot. it works for me

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