By SingleStrongArm - 03/05/2013 05:16 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 694
You deserved it 9 767

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Hiimhaileypotter 52

I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.

That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.

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braceinevitable 8

Sounds like it's time for you to trade that girl in...

patrick29 1

Is it wrong that this fml turned me on?

I knew a girl like that. Just used a damp wash cloth and put baby powder in her hair.

Wealthyparrot 9

Think of it this way, she'll never ask you do take her somewhere expensive. They wouldn't let her in anyway.

I had the same problem with my boyfriend and I told him I don't tolerate that AND no shower NO sex......I tell you he has his showers now..........better off talking to her and if that doesn't work......move on. Hygiene.is important

Dude thats rough, bet there are some fucken Dingle berries down in brown town.

schnitzel123 11

It sounds like BEAST week in basic training.