By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML
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Same thing different taste

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TEAZO 0

shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

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audreyates 8
jordyxjigsaw 11

I would've said it was makeup, to show what it could look like!!

1. immediately after rough sex apply ice to areas that feel bruised, even if the bruise hasn't shown up yet. Or you can use a cold spoon. 2. Buy a light/airy scarf that will just look like a part of your outfit, it doesnt look as strange as wearing a turtle neck in the middle of summer. 3. Invest in Derma-blend, it is a professional makeup and can cover up even the largest and darkest of tattoo or bruises. Its a little expensive but a little goes a long way and you can seriously use it to cover up ANYTHING. i know this all only because I bruise like a tomato and at one point had my best friend confront me because she thought my s/o was hitting me. I guess hearing silly things like I tripped over my cat or hit my leg on the dresser sound like excuses after awhile lol.

This is where foundation and turtlenecks come in handy

try wearing a turtle neck or a shirt with a high neck line. or even a sweater. you probably shouldn't have had rough sex....... just saying

You could just use it to prove a point. Though I wouldn't know how to explain the bites