Intimacy: Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I...

By Misc. - 13/03/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Zippyzoo - 03/02/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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alex_vik 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:08

lol, I can't imagine you're too old, since you said "sex just like in the movies".

Ldy_S_FTW 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:53

...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving ***********? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/

Comments

dwights 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 1:20

if he was carrying you and dropped you..how the hell did your eyebrow get cut...was he carrying you with your stomach facing the ground like a little kid on a swing trying to be superman or did you rotate while falling? lol

mac_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 1:22

you deserved that for acting like such a pansy

mothafucka_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:41

ouch

Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:58

Scars are pretty cool.

interventions 1

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:51

sex is never like it is in the movies. sorry but that's the harsh truth. i hope your stitches heal up soon :)

pewp 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:30

sounds like youre pretty young having sex since you were excited to do it "just like in the movies"

soozin 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:30

Lol@ just like the movies. What kind of movies have you been watching? *raised eyebrows*

mzmaverickd 7

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:47

Awww... I am so sorry... ;(

kellster 2

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:48

Lol, "just like the movies". Which movies? There's a lot of movie sex out there, and most of it doesn't involve people carrying people up flights of stairs. I have to agree with the posters who say this makes you sound like you're 13 or something.