haha, have you ever seen a newborn baby. my advice to all the pregnant women out there - dont look at your child until they have washed all the goo off.

I agree with #1. That's so creepy. And of course you'd be ugly. You were just born. I mean sure you had nine months to get ready, but you were busy growing fingers and what not.

That's creepy. But at least your mother had no delusions that her baby is the only cute one in the world. Infants are hella creepy and ugly. Be glad your mother is honest.

Ummm why were u watching ur birth with ur family

Babies look scary when they're first born. They're all covered in blood and other gunk.

My mother said when she first saw me was "Oh god, I need another pain killer!"

#13 win. RBG always has interesting comments.

All newborns are ugly. Don't be such a puss.

The first thing they said when I was born was, look at his penis! Why it's bigger than mine! The doctor was shocked.

am I the only one who thinks watching your own birth with your family is really really strange