By Not so quick getaway. - 28/02/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After giving my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last word. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML
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RockThatStuff 0

you should texted back something like "then you and karma have something in common."

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Orchard 33

Just want to point out, OP, you said "the store" not "public" so when people are thinking you meant grocery store, that's why. It is common across most of the country for people to say, "I'm heading to the store, can I get you something?" or "I'm going to the store to pick up a few things" and everyone knows this means grocery store or something like a Wal-Mart which carries groceries. Just sayin'.

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Easy_Target 0

Response: "Agreed. See you at home, Karma."

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christinaaa_fml 0

She's right, karma is a bitch. :P

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altruistic_decay 0

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Orchard 33

Just want to point out, OP, you said "the store" not "public" so when people are thinking you meant grocery store, that's why. It is common across most of the country for people to say, "I'm heading to the store, can I get you something?" or "I'm going to the store to pick up a few things" and everyone knows this means grocery store or something like a Wal-Mart which carries groceries. Just sayin'.

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kunjac0945 21

20 bucks says it was a hardware store.

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Michaelaarnett 22

I hate how people say they are lesbians and gays because it is who they are. You were not born gay. Being gay is a choice. And why be with such a bitchy person anyways? Dump her and find someone else.

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watermelon4 24

I sincerely hope you are kidding. "Being gay is a choice" What the actual **** man? I found out last year I was into girls as well (I'm a girl), and I was completely surprised by myself. You. Do. Not. Choose. To. Be. Gay.

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arcangel81 0

You should've replyed with, "Takes one to know one"

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altruistic_decay 0

I know 12 year olds don't know much about anything, especially spelling and grammar. The girl was a bitch. If she left her (yes, if you read the above comments it was indeed two girls, not a guy and a girl) the girl in the store wouldn't have had time to do either of those things. So nice try. And girls are FAR from delicate and nice. That's why we refer to them as bitches :)

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Lunelle_fml 0

Her girlfriend was a stupid whale. True story.

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Meta_fml 0

That's... exactly what I would have done.

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mak349 0

okay... so do u two work at the store? or did u two want to drive two seperate cars to the store? or did u two accidentally bump into each other at the store. Im confused cause ur car won't start and she drove off. YEA....

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Merlin_44 0

she never said it was a grocery store! and If i am not coming with them to a store of course i am going to take separate cars. it sounds like her 'whale' of a girlfriend is a bitch. You guys are idiots.

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Merlin_44 0

she never said it was a grocery store! and If i am not coming with them to a store of course i am going to take separate cars. it sounds like her 'whale' of a girlfriend is a bitch. You guys are idiots.

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