By Not so quick getaway. - 28/02/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After giving my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last word. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML
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RockThatStuff 0

you should texted back something like "then you and karma have something in common."

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Orchard 33

Just want to point out, OP, you said "the store" not "public" so when people are thinking you meant grocery store, that's why. It is common across most of the country for people to say, "I'm heading to the store, can I get you something?" or "I'm going to the store to pick up a few things" and everyone knows this means grocery store or something like a Wal-Mart which carries groceries. Just sayin'.

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kthnksbai 0

what a bitch, i woulda told her to go **** her self.

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yuesha 5

Too bad Karma affects your next life, kid.

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GanjAxZermA 0

you deserve it sorry.. maybe next time you'll be smarter. dnt you think??

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nova0311 0

YTDI - If you're such a ******* genius, why do you say, "me and my girlfriend?" Consult a grammar textbook next Friday night when you're NOT out with her.

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blankaex 0

Such as more room to put stuff in. Maybe they were buying furniture.

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andrewzzz 0

"cross my heart i hope you die, left by the roadside, karmas a bitch riight" thumbs up and a cookie for whoever can name this song! =D

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Candice_stengel 0

You think you're genius and she's asinine? You're a complete dbag. YDI

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LilAngel606 5

my girlfriend and I

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ileenefudge 29

I'm going to go with YDI because of your response to the situation. You sound like an bitch simply because if she was saying something you didn't like, all you had to do was talk to her and tell her not to say it again ( I'm just concluding that you have never really told her before.) you could've avoided the argument all together but it sounds like you started the fight out of nowhere.

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