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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

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By Les Miserables is so sad - 02/01/2013 23:38 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By Kiimmy - 09/10/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

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Sensitive

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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crzyry 6

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:55

There's nothing wrong with that. That movie was amazing. I didn't cry watching but it was still good.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:53

a tear drop is cute, sobbing- thats a no no

Comments

Prawn_fml 2

Monday 30 November 2009 11:37

Not an FML, surely. Unless she is a total freak and dumped you over it or something. In which case you're better off without.

DBkkk 0

Monday 30 November 2009 12:14

I've never cried at a movie. Trust me I want to but it just never happens

steevy831 0

Monday 30 November 2009 12:33

I almost cried at the end of The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, but I didn't, because I'm not a fag. Even if I was, I would be the pitcher.

Psychs7 11

Tuesday 1 December 2009 4:35

Don't lie, we all know you take it in the chilli ring

wolfpep 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:49

Im a stupid bitchy woman and I have only cried once in a movie, Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium, because I really couldn't keep up. Girls calling this guy gay = Ignorant, Shallow, Conformist? Guys calling this guy gay = Insecure, Hiding Something, Homophobic or just a plain dick. Yes all you bright bulbs it has occured to us that people might consider this to be soft, but honestly I'd rather sit next to him in a movie theatre blubbering on the whole way than to you idiots vomitting out every sceptical observation you make.

completeloser 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:39

After reading your filibuster of bullshit, I would like to point out that only the first five words of your comment were correct.

earsybearsy 0

Monday 30 November 2009 16:36

I saw that movie it was really good...good choice buddy!!! Bad choice to cry though.

bgd0603 0

Monday 30 November 2009 16:45

I thought it was a great movie...I don't understand the crying at the movie...it was uplifting, not sad.

laughingman 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:55

my friends draged me to see that sucked so much when ever they came to "the funny parts" that my friends thought were funny made me really mad. I'm a funny guy and I don't find not ever having your own bed ever funny

PhillyFox 0

Monday 30 November 2009 19:19

Where's the Who Cares button? Honestly, I don't get why this is an FML. Are guys not allowed to cry during movies, and are girls required to? No. My fiancé is more likely to cry during movies than I am. It's just the way our personalities are. He's more open about his emotions than I am. Unless your gf is a big enough bitch to even care about this, it's not an FML.