Today, my mates and I decided to get inked. I chose a chest tattoo...

By James - 20/08/2017 16:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my mates and I decided to get inked. I chose a chest tattoo of my last name, Coch. I'll let you guess what it looked like when I was finally able to inspect the damage. FML

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Sinshine 28

Sunday 20 August 2017 19:46

So you just said "write this word on my chest"? No design, no template, no planning you got to look at before they tattooed it onto you?

EnvyMe33 26

Sunday 20 August 2017 17:19

Put roach next to it and problem solved LOL

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storm74 9

Monday 21 August 2017 3:49

ydi for getting your own last name tattooed on your chest. narcissistic much?

Talented73 54

Tuesday 22 August 2017 21:34

Just have them tattoo an arrow underneath it, pointing downward....problem solved!

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