Intimacy: Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 11:53 - Australia

Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML

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By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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Welcome to hell

By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML

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Boon_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:10

YDI..Why would you make noise during sex if your family is in the room right below yours? Either keep quiet, or don't do it when your family's around.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

It could have been far worse! If my family ever heard me having sex, they would (at the very LEAST) kick me out. So count yourself lucky...

Comments

bitemeeplz 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:30

wow if only I could get some of that, my boyfriend decided that he doesn't wanna have sex for 3 years in case he gets me prego while were still in school -_-

oldenuff2party 3

Friday 20 August 2010 1:51

they have a cinima room intheir house ? cool. and just shut up during sex

Ahook1 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:28

my girlfriend is exactly like that my entire extended family know all about it now. CURSE THE ITALIAN STEROTYPE!

damn_it110 0

Friday 20 August 2010 6:18

WTF? it was kinda hard to understand this. I think op was trying to sound sophosticated but failed.

amanduhmor87 2

Friday 20 August 2010 9:04

Why would you have sex w your man when all of his family is downstairs????? You TOTALLY deserve it...

sammi_rubs 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:12

uhhh I would be comiting suidide if I ****** sombody at my house with my dad home

Roflmaoqxz 3

Friday 20 August 2010 22:14

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lawlatyourfml 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:50

lmao. at least your boyfriends good in bed. i don't see how this is an FML haha. at least you didn't scream OH MY GOD about something on the tv like the chick a couple FMLs down