Kids: Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school....

By Anonymous - 17/11/2008 08:53 - France

Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

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You deserved it 8 289

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2016 14:42 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I excitedly told my brother I submitted a short story for a competition for the first time ever. His reply? "Congrats. I guess the first letter of rejection is a special occasion." Gee, thanks for that reality check. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 426

You deserved it 1 231

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 08:21 - Australia

Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 741

You deserved it 1 967

By poopexperttt - 07/09/2012 07:12 - United States

Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 560

You deserved it 2 446

By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 102

You deserved it 4 664

By ihateloopholes - 21/06/2015 20:42 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 009

You deserved it 8 617

By swervelol - 14/07/2016 19:06

Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 770

You deserved it 1 107

Dude, gross!

By Mojo0608 - 02/11/2014 21:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 289

You deserved it 2 540

By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 210

You deserved it 5 468

By Anonymous - 24/05/2018 19:00

Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 014

You deserved it 503

By WhyIHateTeachers - 25/06/2015 03:49 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 217

You deserved it 9 166

Damius 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:29

To be honest, I suck ****. Sorry.

ndvorsky 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 0:57

she is not a parent

Comments

nocturnal_crazy 1

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:06

Humor him and listen.

vicky93 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:32

today, as i walked downstairs i found out my ferret had explosive diarrhea and shit all over my notebooks that i left on my on the floor last night after finishing my 3 page essay do tomorrow. my mom forgot to lock him in his cage.fml. but hey, your brother bugs you about his poems,fuckyourlife.

Sessee 4

Friday 24 April 2009 18:15

Not an FML. Not even close.

CPTobvious_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 15:27

You are a horrible parent

ndvorsky 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 0:57

she is not a parent

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:59

Can you not read? It clearly says OP is a sibling.

24788 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 11:47

He's just happy he won.

FlatBaby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:15

Just act like you don't care, nobody likes bugging other people if they don't give a....

anthony960 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:27

Well at least he's doing something productive

whothefcares 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:27

are you kidding? nobody cares

burnhamt23 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:48

Fml? No.

princesskitten 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 6:04

You're a horrible sibling. You should be happy for him and listen to his poems, you self-centered asshole.

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 5:03

Calm the hell down. I'm sure you'd be annoyed too if you were bombarded with poems all the time. Sure it's cute for a little awhile but sooner or later it'll get on your nerves. Chill out.