Kids: Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school....

By Anonymous - 17/11/2008 08:53 - France

Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2016 14:42 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I excitedly told my brother I submitted a short story for a competition for the first time ever. His reply? "Congrats. I guess the first letter of rejection is a special occasion." Gee, thanks for that reality check. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 08:21 - Australia

Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

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By poopexperttt - 07/09/2012 07:12 - United States

Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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By ihateloopholes - 21/06/2015 20:42 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML

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By swervelol - 14/07/2016 19:06

Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML

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By Mojo0608 - 02/11/2014 21:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2018 19:00

Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML

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By WhyIHateTeachers - 25/06/2015 03:49 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

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Damius 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:29

To be honest, I suck ****. Sorry.

ndvorsky 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 0:57

she is not a parent

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Althina 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 21:57

You should at least be happy, did you ever win something like that? I bet not

Bex_dazzled 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:53

lol he cant have been that great a poet, when iw as 7 i wrote a poem about snowflakes and it was published in a book it was such a crap poem too

FreshSalad 1

Monday 19 July 2010 3:09

Sure...

pietastesgood 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 5:55

Who gives a flying ****?

ayylash 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:54

deal with it. your story sucks

emikinz 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:32

not funny. atalllllll. I've never heard a story about a sibling being "annoying" deal with it. many of us do every day. so I feel your pain , but we don't post them as fmls. ęmįłÿ xø lifes tough sweetie.

ily_hun996 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:38

I'm sorry everyone's getting mad at you :( I have 3 younger brothers and a younger sister and they can get on my nerves too :)

orlandogirl4life 11

Wednesday 16 September 2009 3:35

HAHHAHA @ 26

hellokittywhore 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:30

WTF! you're a bitch for not supporting him go die you bitch-face sticky dilldo mother ******

observesandgasps 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:57

oh no your life is so hard!! **** you.

CanadianStoner 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:38

Hahahha @ 31 support him ffs

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