Kids: Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school....

By Anonymous - 17/11/2008 08:53 - France

Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2016 14:42 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I excitedly told my brother I submitted a short story for a competition for the first time ever. His reply? "Congrats. I guess the first letter of rejection is a special occasion." Gee, thanks for that reality check. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 08:21 - Australia

Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

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By poopexperttt - 07/09/2012 07:12 - United States

Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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By ihateloopholes - 21/06/2015 20:42 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML

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By swervelol - 14/07/2016 19:06

Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML

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Dude, gross!

By Mojo0608 - 02/11/2014 21:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2018 19:00

Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML

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By WhyIHateTeachers - 25/06/2015 03:49 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

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Damius 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:29

To be honest, I suck ****. Sorry.

ndvorsky 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 0:57

she is not a parent

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jamesjazzkelso1 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 5:18

lame fml

LaRee 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:43

have u ever considered being HAPPY and SUPPORTING your brother?! geeze...people these days..

prelim_champ 10

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:06

Did you try telling him that you are happy he won, but that the constant recitation causes the poem to lose its charm? Maybe then he will stop.

Omgplz 3

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:08

You're probably just jealous because he's got more damn talent than you. Get over yourself. Why not be nice and tell him to make a poem book or something and not to "Spoil the ending" so you can have a break?

sarahbear992 6

Monday 21 November 2011 11:16

....and you're being extremely immature about it. what are you, 11 years old? get over yourself.

_charliebrown_ 3

Wednesday 7 November 2012 22:07

People. Seriously. It amazes me the extent of judgement from you all.

Fmlano 16

Sunday 11 November 2012 14:33

OMG. You're life is like... over!

yukiokashi 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 19:04

get him interested in something else

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 23 February 2015 1:48

That's actually kind of cute, from an outside point of view.

biggz47 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 10:39

Get a real issue in your life

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